FREE ESSAY ON ALICE IN WONDERLAND

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Lost in this land that's so clearly make believe,
my mind is playing tricks on me, and my eyes they do deceive.
I feel through the looking glass and I hit the grassy floor,
and I see the crap that Alice put up with not being able
to fit through the tiny door.
I ate a stupid cookie and yes I got real tall,
and then I drank some juice and then I got real small.
The Rabbit is dancing around me and he's late for an important date
so I followed the little white rabbit outside to the garden gate.
He was running so fast, he lost me along the way,
and I fell into the mad-hatters tea party and he begged for me to stay.
I sat down to sip some tea and realized this mad-hatter was insane,
but why did that surprise me in this land to which I came?
I met the caterpillar next and he was a friendly guy,
I asked him why I feel through the looking glass, 
but he couldn't tell me why. 
Now this is where my story changed, because I have common sense
and my mind is not deranged.
I raced and I raced, found tweedle dum and tweedle dee,
I asked them to help me find the rabbit so he could be on his merry way with me.
They said they were sorry and they couldn't help me at all,
and of course I beat them up because I was still kind of tall.
I ran and I ran, then I hit the queens court,
and she was chopping off heads in the name of sport.
I kidnapped the rabbit, as the queen said off with her head,
and made him take me home through the looking glass
where I lay asleep on the bed.