FREE ESSAY ON AARON BARRET

AARON BARRET

Bio of Aaron Barrett (singer/guitarist of Reel Big Fish) - from official website
Little Aaron Barrett was born a very small 0-year old child on August 30th once. He was
really tiny. He had a cute head and a soft button nose. He was wiggly. He liked breathing
air. He was really, really cute and he had a mom that was a cute little blonde lady and a
dad that had a big black beard. Sometimes they would take pictures of little Aaron
Barrett because they thought he was so cute and they wanted to look at photographs of him
being little someday when he was big. Little Aaron Barrett had brown hair. Sometimes he
sang songs about being happy and other things like that. His voice was really cute, just
like his eyebrows. Little Aaron's daddy was an artist. He was a very good artist named
Picasso Barrett. He never signed any of his paintings with his real last name so that no
one would be able to find his unlisted phone number. Instead, he gave most of his artwork
to his friend Pablo in France. So Little Aaron Barrett learned how to draw. He had
crayons. Eventually he would learn to use Paint and other neat things to make art
creations. When Little Aaron was in seventh grade he wore striped Gotcha™ shirts
and shorts and he learned how to skateboard. He could even ride his skateboard without
falling off sometimes! He was really happy about that. Little Aaron Barrett got a
Shark™ watch. One day, Little Aaron Barrett became Medium Aaron Barrett. Medium
Aaron Barrett was pretty nice. One time, Medium Aaron Barrett kissed a real girl! His
sister was there. She made Medium Aaron Barrett kiss a real girl so that he would not be
a weirdo. Medium Aaron Barrett's sister was a girl too, but not the real girl that he
kissed once. Medium Aaron Barrett decided that he was going to be cool one day. He
learned how to play the guitar one summer. Then he went to his high school and started
talking to people. He wore really nice shirts that had vivid colors all over them. He had
a friend named Matt Wong. Matt Wong was really nice. One day, Medium Aaron Barrett and
Matt Wong were hanging out and they decided to be in a band. Eventually they would learn
to play their instruments pretty well, too. Then they met some other people and the other
people could sorta play instruments, too. Then they went to some places. There was a time
that they were eating squaw bread one day, and they decided that they wanted to play
squaw music. They were really excited about squaw music because they really liked squaw
bread. Fun times were had by all. Eventually, Medium Aaron Barrett got his heart broken
once, twice, three times a lady. This made him pretty bitter. But he was still real nice.
Medium Aaron Barrett was becoming Aaron Barrett, the Man. He played the squaw music like
a fiend and danced around and did things and went to places.
Aaron Barrett, the Man was pretty frickin' cool. Soon, Aaron Barrett, the Man met his
best friend, Scott Barrett. Scott Barrett was not his brother, although he desperately
wanted to be. Repeat: Scott Barrett is not Aaron's brother. Scott Barrett was famous for
doing amazing stunts on BMX bikes and for being an international playboy with gobs and
gobs of money that he earned during a stint as a lion tamer. Aaron Barrett, the Man
thought that was really neat, and totally wanted to be friends with him. So Scott
proceeded to change Aaron Barrett, the Man's life. It was a beautiful thing. Then Aaron
Barrett, the Man went to go see Kara's Flowers perform beautiful music. He had never been
so excited in his life. They were his favorite! Aaron Barrett, the Man liked to eat
taquitos. They were sooooooo yummy. Suddenly, Aaron Barrett, the Man met the love of his
life! Her name was Diana and she was not only a Chinese Supermodel, but a British pop
star and a Vietnamese B-movie queen. She was very pleased to become the woman in his life
because she thought he was a real dreamboat. Aaron Barrett, the Man, had a really nice
nose. The two lovers ran off to Europe during the summer of 1999 and secretly eloped, not
to the surprise of their close friends and family. Then Aaron Barrett, the Man kept
playing the guitar and began to play the piano. He dressed real nice because he and his
Japanese wife were very into fashion. One day, they met Rikki Rockett, drummer of the
greatest rock band ever to exist, Poison! Aaron Barrett, the Man would often shop with
his drummer friend Carlos de la Awesome and Matt Wong, god of koknballz, while sipping on
men's-style coffee drinks and eating sushi. Aaron Barrett, the Man continued to keep busy
fending off nominations for the U.S. Presidency and the screams and shouts of crazed,
psychotic gerbil fans. Oh yeah, he made some records and stuff. Aaron Barrett, the Man,
was really happy. He likes the Backstreet Boys.